Going to work is like going to jail—every day. Happy Labor Day!
Okay, time for some sugar-free anti-inflammatory coffee.
I pay attention when animals don’t like a person.
I dig the “wake-up” Garmin morning health reports, but she can be a spicy bit*h
The good : 24lbs away from my goal. The bad: hydrox training today. Uggg
Whoever first thought of drinking coffee—thank you!
and with that, the -ber months begin :)
“Dear Monday, I’m breaking up with you. I’m seeing Friday.” — Unknown
no grudges, you’re not my style anymore.
Weekend: stay by the ocean and listen to the waves crash.
Back in my day, it was “Holmes” in lieu of “brah”
Good morning Kern County
Thursday is totally unnecessary—today should have just been Friday.
Be nice to Gen X..We just lost our favorite Aunt. RIP Dolly
Pro tip: Go hiking, before your knees expire.
Monday. We meet again, you horrible day of the week.
"To everything I’ve ever lost: thank you for setting me free" - Unknown
Love that lasts is boring in the best way: same person, same routine, still glad it’s them
Remember when Friday night meant a blockbuster run and pizza. Time flies
I’m getting really tired of waking up and not being back in Hawaii.
