Well, hello there, Feral Friday. Let the poor decisions commence.

And just like that… 🎃 Halloween month has entered the chat room. 👻

At 54, I finally have the confidence I wanted at 25. And the reading glasses to see it.

Iced coffee? Naw, mate. This is espresso on the rocks. I have standards… questionable ones, but standards. ☕️🧊

95% of my LinkedIn feed is pure AI-slop.

Music isn’t just entertainment. It’s neurological intervention!

I need to bathe in coffee this morning

Weekend starts today! It kinda feels so rich to take PTO when you aren’t sick.

If you’re 50+ and want to look younger. Just tell people you’re 60

You probably should fill up your gas tank.

I dig people watching. Everyone has their own story.

Tuesday motivation: If Mitch McConnell can keep coming back like a political version of “The Walking Dead”, you can drag your azz to the gym today. 💀🏋️

I could really go for a nice relaxing thunderstorm

You’ll never cross paths with people again once their cycle in your life is complete. ..bye Felicia

Completed a 5 mile hike and I didn’t turn on my Strava. D’oh!

Rumor has it, I’m not a team player at work. :P

demons get upset when you’re happy

Introducing the new iPhone Duo! Name fits, you’ll need two jobs to afford it.

Nothing says “I appreciate you” more than giving us greasy tacos at a company meeting instead of a raise—I can’t deposit tacos into my checking account, guys. But, thanks for the indigestion!

Garmin ai: you’re tired and stressed.