Whoever first thought of drinking coffee—thank you!
and with that, the -ber months begin :)
“Dear Monday, I’m breaking up with you. I’m seeing Friday.” — Unknown
no grudges, you’re not my style anymore.
Weekend: stay by the ocean and listen to the waves crash.
Back in my day, it was “Holmes” in lieu of “brah”
Good morning Kern County
Thursday is totally unnecessary—today should have just been Friday.
Be nice to Gen X..We just lost our favorite Aunt. RIP Dolly
Pro tip: Go hiking, before your knees expire.
Monday. We meet again, you horrible day of the week.
"To everything I’ve ever lost: thank you for setting me free" - Unknown
Love that lasts is boring in the best way: same person, same routine, still glad it’s them
Remember when Friday night meant a blockbuster run and pizza. Time flies
I’m getting really tired of waking up and not being back in Hawaii.
The night before an early flight is some of the worst sleep you’re gonna get
Disgust is the final level of detachment
Mondays are fine, it’s them that suck.
Photograph your friends. Record your kids laughing. Film the regular sh*t. One day regular becomes priceless.
Have you ever noticed that if you’re a private person it pisses people off.
